But as a rational actor who has survived multiple crypto cycles, you know exactly how that script ends. 99% of those degenerate tokens lock you into a losing game from the very second you swa
But as a rational actor who has survived multiple crypto cycles, you know exactly how that script ends.
99% of those degenerate tokens lock you into a losing game from the very second you swap your 100U. The anonymous developers hold centralized privileges to rug or dump at any moment. The liquidity pools are as shallow as a puddle, while predatory MEV front-running bots and sniper scripts strip everyday retailers of their hard-earned capital. Your 100U goes in, fuels the developer’s next luxury purchase, and vanishes instantly as worthless lines of code. It is a literal “cremation” of your wealth.
In a crypto space heavily corrupted by overvalued VC ghost chains and low-float, hyper-inflationary trash tokens, does an honest, real-utility ecosystem rooted in a tangible asset have to be pushed out?
No. I refuse to accept that flawed narrative.I am Poison†, the independent creator and developer behind Absurd Bunny. I built a dark, satirical, anti-censorship, and anti-corporate underground manga IP. To ensure this original creation thrives perpetually without bowing to Web2 corporate overloads or Web3 scammers, I have hard-locked its ownership, distribution, and deflationary defense lines into the blockchain ledger. This is how $ABSB was born.If you don’t want your 100U to end up as chum for degenerate rugs, spend 3 minutes reviewing how the smart contract architecture of $ABSB creates an absolute financial dam that brings an unconditional paradigm shift to the current crypto landscape.
Original IP Asset On-Chain Unique Hash (SHA-256): ed0308e6f029241a0e565563a62054eea38fc1ba03097bd8566bac3c23b2b22d
1. The 1.5% DEX Tax Dam: Halting the On-Chain Vampires at the EVM LayerOn the BNB Chain (BSC), legacy Meme tokens are plagued with vulnerabilities, acting as a personal ATM for bot operators and malicious actors. The $ABSB smart contract completely dismantles these copy-paste codebases.To crush the malicious extraction of pool liquidity by MEV sandwich bots, sniper scripts, and cross-chain aggregators, our deployment code injects a 1.5% punitive transaction tax inside decentralized exchanges (DEXs)—applied equally to buys, sells, adding liquidity, and removing liquidity.The exact millisecond any user or bot initiates a Swap interaction, this 1.5% fee undergoes a hard-coded, decentralized direct split at the deepest EVM layer:
0.75% Transferred Instantly to the Official Treasury (taxWallet): Permanently reserved for the ongoing content creation of the underground manga platform, server DDOS defense expansion, and additional capital injection for dynamic liquidity floor support.
0.75% Transferred Instantly to the Dead Wallet (DEAD_WALLET): Triggering a complete, physical cremation of the asset. Coupled with the contract’s unique totalSupply() dynamic nominal deduction logic, the actual circulating supply of $ABSB permanently and visibly shrinks on BscScan in real-time.
This ensures that every high-frequency trading bot and short-term speculator is mathematically forced to fund the $ABSB floor price, shrinking the supply to the direct benefit of long-term Holders.
2. Peer-to-Peer 0% Tax: Flawless Execution Exclusively for Real Readers and GeeksMost predatory tokens impose heavy taxes on simple wallet transfers, bleeding users dry even when they try to tip or transact outside a DEX. $ABSB views this as purely exploitative. We guarantee that genuine manga readers experience a flawless, frictionless environment when tipping, purchasing, or sending tokens between standard non-custodial wallets (MetaMask, OKX Wallet, Trust Wallet).To achieve this, we hard-locked a proprietary safety algorithm at the contract’s core: the “EVM Origin-Sender Symmetric Tracker Lock”:if (tx.origin == from && msg.sender == from) { takeFee = false; }
Paired with an extcodesize double-zero EOA validation check, the contract intelligently distinguishes between organic peer-to-peer usage and malicious DEX-spoofing manipulation:
100% Free Organic Circulation: When a regular Externally Owned Account (EOA) transfers tokens to another personal wallet or spends $ABSB within our manga platform, the transaction initiator (tx.origin), the asset source (from), and the direct caller (msg.sender) are physically identical. The smart contract immediately drops the tax barrier, allowing a 100% tax-free, zero-friction flow of utility.
100% MEV/Bot Interception: No matter how complex a flash-loan protocol, cross-chain router, or malicious contract a hacker uses to camouflage a DEX sell-off as a “peer-to-peer transfer,” their calling identity fractures at the base layer (msg.sender != from). The dam immediately triggers takeFee = true, slicing 1.5% off their transaction to feed the treasury and the burn wallet.
3. Disrupting Legacy Models: The “$1 Profit-Per-Sale Buyback & Burn Protocol”Pure Meme coins are a negative-sum game because they rely on nothing but inorganic hype and fleeting social sentiments. Once the attention shifts, they plunge into an bottomless abyss toward absolute zero.$ABSB rejects vaporware. Our deflationary velocity is directly fueled by a real, productive underground manga economy.In just a matter of days, our independent bookstore powered by WooCommerce will be fully operational. The first original installment of our dark satirical manga e-book will launch at $5.00 USD.
The Deflationary Loop: If you purchase using the $ABSB token, you automatically unlock an exclusive 50% discount (paying only the equivalent of $2.50 USD)!
Hardcore Revenue Cremation: For every single e-book sold online—whether it is our flagship release or future works by independent subculture artists joining our platform—the treasury pledges to take $1.00 USD of the actual sales revenue, buy back $ABSB directly from the PancakeSwap market, and cast it permanently into the black hole address. This exact model will extend to future merchandise, apparel, and premium services.
The higher the book sales and DEX trading volume, the lower the total token supply becomes. The price floor is aggressively hammered into place by real-world commerce and physical profit.
A High-Probability Equation for Financial RationalityWe do not aim to please the hyperactive gamblers looking to 10x in five minutes. The total supply of $ABSB is strictly capped at 1,000,000 tokens—a locked mathematical constant with zero possibility of minting or inflation.Our seed-round presale targets are intentionally disciplined and humble: we are distributing 500,000 tokens to raise $50,000 USD in initial project launch capital. Our blueprint is unalterably transparent: 70% of all presale funds raised ($35,000 USD) will be paired with 350,000 tokens and injected directly into the official PancakeSwap liquidity pool and locked. This massive ratio of BNB-backing guarantees deep, robust chain liquidity right out of the gate, minimizing slippage for high-volume accounts.Let’s look at your 100U again:
Dump it into a standard Meme dog token: You are fighting automated algorithmic bots and gambling against an anonymous team ready to pull the liquidity plug. You are statistically destined to leave with nothing.
Deploy it into $ABSB: You are funding an uncensorable, un-deplatformable international hub for independent underground manga. You secure lifetime access to premier subculture art at half the price, while establishing an early position in a 1-million-capped asset featuring a 1.5% DEX defense tax and a self-sustaining $1-per-sale physical buyback-and-burn engine.
The architectural mechanics of Chapters 4, 5, and 6 of our whitepaper are laid bare. Code and distributed ledgers do not lie.If you understand the math behind this loop, welcome to the Absurd Bunny underground vault. We do not promise overnight riches; we promise to use weaponized code and uncompromising art to pierce through a fake, corporate, and heavily manipulated world.
Official Presale Access: https://absurdbunny.com/en/absb-presale
Technical Whitepaper: https://absurdbunny.com/en/whitepaper
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