Useless Memecoin Rally Accelerates After Bithumb Announces Listing
Useless Coin (USELESS), a Solana-based memecoin that openly markets itself as having no practical utility, surged 22% in the 24 hours leading up to its listing on South Korean exchange Bithum
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September 8, 2026
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Useless Coin (USELESS), a Solana-based memecoin that openly markets itself as having no practical utility, surged 22% in the 24 hours leading up to its listing on South Korean exchange Bithumb. The token had already climbed 160% over the prior week and 500% over the past month, underscoring the appetite for speculative assets in the current market cycle.
Bithumb confirmed it would open USELESS trading against the Korean won starting at 14:00 local time, giving the token its first direct fiat on-ramp in one of Asia's largest crypto markets. The announcement was enough to send the token sharply higher before trading even began.
From BONKfun Launch to Major Exchange Listings
Useless Coin is a community-driven memecoin launched on the Solana blockchain through the BONKfun platform. Launched in May 2025, its entire premise is to mock the industry's relentless focus on "utility" and complex roadmaps, with a whitepaper that is a 47-page parody document concluding the token is, indeed, useless. The entire supply of 1 billion tokens was launched at once via a launchpad with no team allocation, making all tokens immediately liquid.
The token first entered the broader spotlight through its involvement with the Kraken exchange. The token achieved widespread attention in early 2026 after winning a trading competition hosted by Kraken, with the victory resulting in the Useless Coin logo being featured on the limited-edition jerseys of Atlético de Madrid for a match against FC Barcelona.
A Growing Exchange Footprint
The Bithumb listing adds to an already expanding presence on centralised exchanges. The recent rally for USELESS has followed a series of major exchange listings, with Coinbase, Binance US, and Kraken all listing the token and giving it the kind of exposure most memecoins can only dream of. Its first parabolic rally saw a market cap jump from $4.2 million to $420 million, an impressive feat for a coin that openly brags about doing nothing.
Useless Coin was designed as a satirical critique of utility-driven cryptocurrencies, explicitly embracing its lack of utility and positioning itself as a parody of the crypto industry's focus on complex tokenomics and functional use cases. Whether the Bithumb listing sustains the rally or marks a near-term peak remains to be seen, but the token's trajectory so far has confounded sceptics at every turn.
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